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Blonde jokes
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Random jokes
Blonde jokes
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Lawyer jokes
Random jokes
Blonde jokes
Doctor jokes
Lawyer jokes
Random jokes
Blonde jokes
Doctor jokes
Lawyer jokes
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday.

How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree

hat do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

Both are empty from the neck up.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing in a row?

A wind tunnel.

If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?

The brunette the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?

Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds


How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

To protect their skulls as their heads rock left and right.

How do you kill a blonde?

Put spikes in her shoulder pads.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

An interpreter.

What would a blonde say if you blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill!

Why do blondes have more fun?

Because they don't know any better.


How can you tell if a blonde has used your computer?

There'll be white-out on the screen.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

She threw it off of a cliff.

How does a blonde do a High-Five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To try and catch everything that's over their heads.


What do you call a bunch of blondes in a circle?

A dope ring.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They can't dial 911 there's no eleven on a telephone.

Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Their heads always get stuck in the jar.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

Because they can't fit 8 cups of water into those little packages.

Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F. on her shoes?

Toes Go In First.

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