|How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?|
Tell her a joke on Monday.
|How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?|
She fell out of the tree
|hat do blondes and beer bottles have in common?|
Both are empty from the neck up.
|What do you call a bunch of blondes standing in a row?|
A wind tunnel.
|If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?|
The brunette the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
|How do you drown a blonde?|
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
|Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month?|
Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds
|How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?|
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
|Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?|
To protect their skulls as their heads rock left and right.
|How do you kill a blonde?|
Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
|What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?|
|What would a blonde say if you blew in her ear?|
Thanks for the refill!
|Why do blondes have more fun?|
Because they don't know any better.
|How can you tell if a blonde has used your computer?|
There'll be white-out on the screen.
|What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?|
You only have to put information into a computer once.
|Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?|
To see what was on the other side.
|How did the blonde try to kill the bird?|
She threw it off of a cliff.
|How does a blonde do a High-Five?|
She smacks herself in the forehead.
|Why do blondes wear their hair up?|
To try and catch everything that's over their heads.
|What do you call a bunch of blondes in a circle?|
A dope ring.
|What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?|
Pull the pin and throw it back.
|Why do blondes always die before help arrives?|
They can't dial 911 there's no eleven on a telephone.
|Why don't blondes eat pickles?|
Their heads always get stuck in the jar.
|Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?|
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water into those little packages.
|Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F. on her shoes?|
Toes Go In First.
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